Greatest porn intro ever
HOLY SHIT IT’S BACK
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
hey has it been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree
(Source: weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter, via rebellion)
Louis XIV’s last words (via perfect)
(Source: durianquotes, via sowwy)
Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal?
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
(via musicalofethics)
